B.D.S.

On most days, genetically speaking, Samuel is the spitting image of Matt, except for his B.D.S. Notice how he's got just a little extra going on back there today? Just a little more than he normally would, hangin' off the back of the bench? Is that his one strand of his momma's DNA? The one lineal trait that I handed down? Or...is that just B.D.S.?
(click on image for detailed B.D.S.)
B.D.S. symptoms- swollen or enlarged rear end, soggy and possibly cold,
seeping water from area when child sits.
B.D.S. usually affects children between birth and three years, most common in summer months but not exclusive to. If you feel that your child is suffering from B.D.S. no medical attention is required. It is not contagious, It is easy to diagnose and easy to treat. There are no known complications at this time.
With just a small amount of effort you can relieve your child considerably.
One option would be to allow the child to run naked, another would be stay away from water, probably the most common form of treatment for B.D.S. is available through your neighborhood grocery store or drugstore. A package of swim diapers usually clears things right up, and you should see heiny size return to normal immediately after placing the swim diaper on your child.
While B.D.S. can look a bit frightening the prognosis is excellent!!
( So little Sammy didn't inherit his momma's bottom after all, just another case of Bloated Diaper Syndrome )
( If Momma would spend more time on the treadmill, her B.D.S. would clear up and her and Sammy could both be healed!!)
( Let's not be greedy, one miracle at a time:)